San Francisco Cares More Than You
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Bohiney.com Launches Brutally Funny Satire: “San Francisco Cares More Than You”
April 22, 2025 — Bohiney.com, USA — In a city where composting your breakup is a moral obligation and baristas wield therapy certifications, San Francisco just got the satire it deserves. The latest drop from Bohiney.com is a blistering, hilarious exposé titled **“San Francisco Cares More Than You”**—a must-read for anyone who’s ever been eco-shamed by a barefoot billionaire.
The piece eviscerates the Bay Area’s performative politics, tech-bro Buddhism, emotional sustainability, and the strange art of banning plastic straws while enabling sidewalk fentanyl picnics. With sharp lines from fictionalized Ron White, Groucho Marx, and Sarah Silverman, this article pulls no punches while making readers cry-laugh into their $17 gluten-free bagels.
Editor’s Statement:
“This is what happens when a farmer and a cowboy walk into a city where people believe feelings should be carbon neutral,” says the editorial team at Bohiney.com. “San Francisco doesn’t just care—it judges you for not caring harder.”
The article includes original image prompts, fake TED Talks, and a satirical sources section so sharp it could pierce through a reusable hemp tote bag. It is now live and already causing therapy goats across the Bay Area to reconsider their rates.
READ IT HERE 👉 https://bohiney.com/san-francisco-cares-more-than-you/
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