NASA Unveils Ambitious Plan to Catch Interstellar Rocks

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April 22, 2025

NASA Unveils Ambitious Plan to Catch Interstellar Rocks: "Because Earth Rocks Are So Last Season"

Houston, TX — In a groundbreaking announcement that has left both scientists and comedians scratching their heads, NASA has revealed its latest mission: to catch rocks hurtling through space from other solar systems. Dubbed "Project Cosmic Catch," the initiative aims to intercept interstellar objects (ISOs) traveling at mind-boggling speeds, because apparently, Earth-based rocks just aren't exciting enough anymore.

"After years of studying mundane terrestrial rocks, we've decided it's time to spice things up," said Dr. Stella Gravitas, lead scientist on the project. "We're setting our sights on rocks that have traveled billions of miles, because nothing says 'cutting-edge science' like playing cosmic dodgeball."

The mission involves deploying a series of high-tech nets and space lassos—developed in collaboration with top rodeo professionals—to snare these elusive space travelers. Critics have questioned the feasibility of the plan, noting that previous attempts to catch speeding objects have resulted in, at best, a lot of broken equipment and, at worst, a few bruised egos.

In response to skepticism, NASA released a statement: "We acknowledge the challenges ahead, but we believe that with enough funding, optimism, and duct tape, anything is possible."

For more details on this audacious endeavor, visit https://bohiney.com/nasa-plans-to-catch-space-rocks/